RANDOM PHOTOS OF THE WHENEVER THIS WAS...
i couldnt really sleep after i got home in the early hours this morning. i mean my body was like tired but my mind stayed awake, so i dragged myself up at like 9am, showered, talked to my room-mates who were going to riccarton market, they didnt know what bus or anything to catch so i walked them to the exchange since i was going to town anyway. we went down this weird way which i thought would be a pretty-looking shortcut but it ended up failing and not really being one lol. theyre cool to talk to anyway. i showed them to the exchange and explained the buses and told them to try get on as kids because they look young enough to pull it off.
then i went to a net cafe and typed up like 3 blogs, 2 of which id handwritten off the laptop the day before. it actually look me an hour of typing nonstop to get everything out hahahah and i do type quite fast. saul met me at the net cafe and he was being a fucking idiot for a bit then we left and fucked around in town for a while.
we went to the library just before the santa parade started and spent like fucking half an hour trying to get on the free internet but nothing would fucking work and the express ones by the doors took too fucking long with weirdos doing stupid shit on them so after getting angry and him getting some books out we gave up and went to watch the parade. we walked around trying to find a good spot out in front and found one. sat nice and peacefully for a while before i started to get an urge to run up and get on one of the floats. so we waited for a good one to come along and this thing called the little red caboose went past. it was like this 3 part train and noone was on the back one, so we jumped up and ran up to it, jumped on and started looking awesome and showing off for the crowd. it was fun at the start because the people around us would have seen us get up and jump on and mostly every face i looked at, looked me up and down and got unimpressed screwed up looks on their faces. that was mainly stupid middle aged and old people though. and gangster bitches. all the cool people just grinned and laughed hahahah. i started doing rockon signs and sticking out my tongue at the same time, dirty dancing on one of the poles at the back. smoking, and being stupid. saul was just being an idiot as usual. he took off his shoes and sat through the bars and dragged his feet along the ground. was doing the fingers to people, and waving like a douche lol.
we passed a lot of cops and officials and shit and none of them even cared or knew that we werent meant to be up there. oh i remember seeing quite a few cool middle-ages people, like women with short radical haircuts who would look at my docs then grin at me. hahahah theyre the shit.
when we jumped on it was just outside the bus exchange and we managed to ride it all the way to the kilmore street corner before we jumped off. cause this guy who was part of the float came up to us, cause wed been edging around the sides to steal flags from the float and i think he saw us doing it. he took the flags off us and told us to get off and shit and i just told him like we were allowed up there, we were last minute recruits and he mustnt have been important enough to be told about us. then this other guy came up and wanted us to get off too and he had a radio and said he'd get the cops if we didnt. i was like fuck then go on, so he did, but saul said he didnt want to get arrested again, so we told them laters, they said no you cant get off the cops are coming. we giggled and got off anyway. i wouldnt have minded being arrested, it would have been awesome in the middle of the parade. fuck yes.
then we walked proudly, still in the road, back down to where we jumped on. so then everyone who saw us before would have known we werent sposed to be there hahahahhah. on the way down we interrupted several tv cameras with stupid poses and stuff, and a lot of peoples video cameras. love it. im just an attention whore really. fucking loveeeeeeeeeee it AHAHAHHAHHH!
um then he got like bored and hungry or some shit so we went to the exchange to find out where the buses were leaving from and walked down there to like manny and st asaph street. waited for like ages and im like fuck this the buses will start up again from the exchange soon and the parade was over so yehhh walked up and sat in the hobo spot. met nathan and his gf there, we stood around the entrance for a bit and they wanted to leave and i was like nahhh i wanna fuck around town some more. i really am a fucking town bum. to the EXTREMES NIGGER!
i think then i went to a net cafe again for an hour and played wow and whored myself on sites and msn for a bit. time ran out and i was getting hungry since the only thing id had was a cheeseburger. went to kfc and who should fucking be in there but EMMA and 2 of her friends, james (i think- just know him as jemzkat lol which i will refer to him as from now) and crystal, i got my popcorn chicken snackbox and then told emma what she would get which was totally different to what she said to the woman but then she changed it hahahahah large ultimate burger meal and got a free extra ranch sauce WOOO i love that shit. we went upstairs and replaced the normal chairs with the kids coloured ones just cause were cool like that. we fucked around there for 2 hours cause thats how long it took emma to finish her meal cuz we were talking too much to eat. i ended up doing jemzkats hair all spiked up. it looked fucken HAWT hahahah! he loved it. he screamed when he went into the bathroom to look after i was done. according to the other chick that stayed at the table everyone looked lol. they wouldve probz thought he was being raped cuz me and emma just go into the mens with him cause we have dicks too.
then i decided i would give emma a mohawk. that took like a fucken hour to do lol and in the end it hardly even stayed up! we put straws and spoons in it to help it hold lol. and i gave her devil side horns. and one rhino horn in the front hahahahah! used like half my fucken container of wax! so much! but it was totally worth it. she looked rape-worthy. but there were kids around. had to hold in my urges. HAHAHAHAH! hot shit. in the end we just messed it up and she looked like she had dreams lol. with a spoon sticking out of the rhino horn at the front. HAWTTT BIATCHHHH ahahah. not before taking photos though. and rambling on for ages about how much we love twilight and paris hilton. and various other things including many stories about many things. and there was a THUNDERSTORM!
IT WAS FUN YO I LOVE YOU ALL
so like we leave and theyre going to see a movie and who should be fucking walking along the other side of the road but the fucken dyke brigade. the first one i see is kayla so i yelled her name but they went behind a bus so couldnt see. then i yelled DYKES! then i yelled C'S UP! and they came running over hahahah.
i rape-hugged emma goodbye and then started wandering around with the dyke brigade. we walked around hack and cashel mall and shit and then went down to like the bridge of rememberance. we posed with the bridge and took pictures lol and then me and C'S UP! got up on the shoulders of the 2 stauncher ones and played gladiators while the camera dyke took pictures hahaha. then we um walked down by the river for a bit and did some stupid stuff, then they found this fountain and decided they fucking wanted to jump in it so they stripped down and did lol and the other one took more pictures hahahha. i was standing there just like wtf that must be freezing, and it was still raining at the time.
then found a statue thing with random women on the side of a wall and posed with them. then got up and sat on the wall and took more picturezzzz... ummm then we walked around being rude to people etc, and found this fucken weird tube of red shit that looked like blood when you squeezed it out. real thick sticky blood.
OMG I AM EDWARD CULLENZZZZZ!
!#RDFGSDFGSDFGDFGHESLDIHGLSARDHSIHDFJD!!
and we like wiped it on people as we walked past them lol and found this blow up stick thing that made a big noise when you whacked someone. we went around smacking people with it, and shook hands with people with the red shit all over our hands. then i gave C'S UP! a condom and she smeared that shit on it and blew it up and stuck it over her hand and like terrorized asians and indians lol.
walked around doing more stupid shit that i cant think of. i know we just talked to people saying dumb stuff and yelling etc. and found some thingy-things which we kicked around the streets. then C'S UP! and kayla left and me, creature, and the camera one went to her car and she dropped me off at home.
i sat outside for a bit and smoked and talked to some foreigners. one was some hot girl that i dont know where she was from, and the other was a cool english dude.
went inside and started blasting music cuz i had the dorm to myself and playing san andreas.
now im still doing the same thing, but taking a break to write this blog of the day.
my cool asian roommates just got home and we shared day stories and now im done with writing so shall go back and play san andreas again XD
i really love how people run over to a black man with a gun whose just killed someone. real smart.
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