but like really though ive probably never had THIS much lots of shit happen in just like a weekend thing before.
and its all cause of C'S UP! pretty much lol.
fuck she cracks me up she gets around in town fucking stirring shit and being a crazy idiot and i fucken love it hahahah. you just spend like one day with her and experience so much hahah
and fuck this ima finish later. fagz wants sleep lol. and so do i.
no wait we are just being computer geek things in bed aha.
well fuck i dont know where to start and i dont know what ive already said so then i should go like back and fucking read all that shit but i really cant be fucked. ill just start with fucking SUNDAY.
but lol i dont actually remember what i was doing then.
so okay fail.
monday. umm
fuck probably fucking around in town or some shit.
oh wait yeah cause it was the day we met those randoms in town and went out for the night... and they sat around and shit and yeah okay i kinda got the jist of the day now.. i only remember the night though.. well at this point anyway i should prob think harder but fuck that, now im starting to crashhhhhhhhhhhh
i cant be fucked trying to remember and i really cant so ill just ramble about the all nighter.
after one job i got bored, which tends to like always happen hahahha so we went for a mish to maccas in town to get like as many cheezburgers as we could with $20 hahaha and it ended up being like 5 because we wanted mayo in them. then C'S UP! told me i should go with her free burger idea again, so i eat like most of the 5th one since it was my shout haha and leave a little bit and put a hair in it, she takes it up and gets another free burger and we split it up in quarters which kinda fails cause cheezburgers with mayo all in them are real slippery and shit.
we decided to be REAL cool and sit in hack for like a smoke at like half past midnight or 1am or some fucken shit. me and C'S UP! were just gonna go back to the backpackers but we decided we should try see if we could get another job cause the night had gotten real fucken warm, so we walk back up from town and i suggested (mostly jokingly) that she should try see if she can get a job hahaha i told her to take her head sack off n let her hair out but that evidently was too girly for her so she tied it back up. told her the prices she should tell if anyone wants her. we get to our spot and sit for like 5 minutes before a fucken indian comes up and i go over, firstly ask if he wants doubles for $250, hes like no, fucken cheap cunt, but then i tell the prices and ask who he wants. C'S UP! has to chill out for a bit til i get back.
but after this cunts done, she isnt there when i get back and i had like 3 missed texts so i checked it and IT FUCKEN TURNS OUT SHE GOT HERSELF A JOB HAHAHHAHAH SO FUCKEN PROUD OF HER SHSFDKJLGHKDSFJLJK;DS SDLK!!!!#@!@#$%^@$##!@
she comes back after like 10 min of me sitting there walking over with a big grin and i ask her all bout it, she said she acted all chicken when the guy wanted a handjob, and apparently he gave her $20 and sent her on her way??? im not sure really.
we walked back and were so fucking not ready to go to bed so just get 2 hours each on the internet and fucked around for ages doing stupid shit and yehhh that was fun til like 4.30 going on all these dating sites and shit and making accounts for hagatha and one for her just to talk to randoms cause she was bored and using her fake id person as the acc lol.. um then she tried to look up 2 girls 1 cup on youtube lol but i told her nah its not gonna be fucken there, if you want to look at shit like that go to this site redtube, introduced her to that and she fucken had fun watching all the lesbian shit lol, decided she would post links all over her gfs facebook and i gave some links to creature as well hahahah.. idk how the fuck we managed to use up 2 hours but then went for a mish down to maccas at merivale...........
it wasnt even fucking that long and we were both weirdly still buzzing and i wanted to cause trouble but suprisingly she didnt, for once ahah but it was kinda starting to get light. there was a fucken motel sign thing that i wanted to throw a rock at and try break, christmas lights i wanted to steal, but all i really did was find empty bottles in the gutter and smash them across the road..
walked through the drivethru and ordered 10 hash browns lol and large cokes, this fucking bull dyke thing served us and she was strangely happy to see us. if i was fucking working at that time in the morning id prob be fucked off and angry and shit. but nah this was a happy bull dyke. so we didnt yell bestiality at it. but we did manage to steal like $2-something from the charity things by the drive thru windows. then went to this park and sat and ate them.
walked back down to the backpackers and abused the early morning joggers and shit on the way. and random men in dressing gowns walking around motel carparks. then sat and smoked and drank like cans of big v's that shed gotten at the gas station... took laptop into the lounge thing and she played san andreas for ages and i sat playing this guitar for like half an hour.. trying to figure out what the fuck did what pretty much hahaha.. then i started to get real tired and lay down for like another half an hour but didnt actually go to sleep.. just like trying to but everything felt like it was actually buzzing or shaking or some shit so i couldnt.. then um i think i got up and C'S UP! was off somewhere so i played GTA and she came back said she was gonna have a shower and then ummm i dont really remember what happened until about lunch time 5 hours laters.
this fucking gross 80 year old thing that like freaked me out lol bought a cellphone for me ahahahhahaha fuck man he was like ew just no just actual no i cant do old people i cant be stupid and shit around them cause theyre always unimpressed and especially fucking fancy ass rich cunts that get around driving fucking jags and wearing weird car suits like he owns the fucken company or some shit.
i met him with C'S UP! in the car park at burger king and we get in he gives me it then were like um can you drop us off at this backpackers down the road we have a friend staying there were meant to be seeing, then he goes down the sidestreet to park up but theres no parks and starts rambling about how he FUCKING WANTED TO TAKE ME TO FUCKEN COFFEE SOMEWHERE and im like thinking offf fuck here we go /facepalm ahah just leave me alone niggerrrrrrrrrrr!
then C'S UP! fucken goes and says i should have coffee with him and i can meet the friend after, so i ask him if she can tag along and he says its okay. if im going down then im dragging her with me hahahahhah... so we fucken drive out to like near airport wants at this fancy place called cafe euro or some shit. we order beer and i get a lollycake ahahahha and pretty much scull my corona. the old dude drives like a hoon man and he talks like an old person should NOT.
all this swearing and carrying on. fuck he spurts some crap outta that mouth of his.
he was even fucking going on about fucking taking me away for the fucking weekend somewhere! akaroa or hamner!
I AM NOT FUCKING GETTING AROUND WITH SOME FUCKING OLD DUDE THAT COULD BE MY FUCKING GRANDAD PRETENDING TO BE FUCKING INTO HIM AND SHIT!
like just EWWWASFGDKAWGDHKL:SGKLSDJHKLSJDKGLJSFDKLJGRSKLETJOIW%$U^GEWPO
so okay he drops us back and we pretty much burst out laughing soon as he gets outta sight and ranting on about him for ages and i keep on repeating NAH JUST NAH THATS JUST FUCKING WEIRD ITS FUCKING WEIRD MAN
like constantly outside at the smokers bit in backpackers. and im shaking and cant sit still and keep on fumbling with shit im trying to do like text or do this puzzle thing. my legs like tapping up and down really fast cause i want to go and fucking stir up some shit in town or do some fucking thing but sit and chain smoke.. but C'S UP! was tired and wanted to sleep so i let her for a bit before it got like unbearable and just told her nah i have to get outta here and do something.
walk into town and it starts to get way too fucking hot and im wearing jeans and shit and just blah
so we try catch the shuttle and the bitchcunt driver wont let C'S UP! on because she has an open can of V so just walked like into town, i was moaning the whole time of being way too hot lol and wanted to go into farmers to get new clothes to change into but she wanted to meet her gangsters in hack so she went there n then went for a walk with me back to farmers a bit later. bought some bright green stockings. there was no good skirts so went to jayjays and found something that was kinda av but it was gonna have to fucken do since it was way too hot.
met brittany in town and we wandered around to some music shops, then met emma a bit later and umm we fucked around back in hack for ages, we had a vivid and decided we would draw all over each other so im still sitting here the day after covered in it.
it was offensive gang signs that some fucking fat bitch drew on us but emma with her pro skillz covered it up with hippy stuff. we went to bubblecup to meet jemzkat, and i got 2 new hot tats. one of erin simpsons face on my tummy and the other of hannah montanas face right up my back. so i decided id walk around town in my bra from then on so everyone could see.
we walked to the cathedral and on the way acted like lesbians all arms over each other and holding hands and shit. this group of like 6 of us. with one half naked.
went all the way up to the front and sat there for a bit, some choir was singing with little boys who kept staring. we acted some more lesbian then left.
everyone loved it.
lol two of them shouted HITLER as we left.. umm then we went to this fountain by the river and me and emma stripped off to underwear and went in. we even got our heads under like real proz. brittany only rolled up her jeans and sat on the edge. C'S UP! ran around splashing everyone. i started getting kinda numb so got out, i had FTP written on my back and some cop came past and asked what it was, one of the guys, glen, went over and said FUCK THE POLICE so he got arrested for like 15 minutes.
then we sunbathed.
then we smoked.
then we went to find a toilet.
still with me walking around half naked.
found the kfc toilets.
some emos went WOAH when they saw us going up the stairs and we cracked up laughing.
me and emma decided we wanted to piss in the urinals. brittany decided she wanted to watch.
i sat and did it while emma was UBER SKILLZ and stood up hahahahhaahhahahah!!
um then fucked around in hack for a bit. some old dodgy guy gave me $5 for a feed, prob cuz i was sitting there in just a bra and miniskirt looking hawt with all my tats hahahahha!
fucked around some more before going to the backpackers to sort out what else we were doing for the night.
on the way back walked down the centre of bealey and there was dried grass straw shit which i put on my head. then shoved some up emmas skirt. she loved it.
brittany and emma joined in playing with the straw shit and decided they wanted to shove some down my bra and down my underwear, and in the back of my bra strap.
so now i am like the epitome of awesome.
the dude at reception was like what is going on when we all traipsed through hahahah. i showered n got changed, we walked back to the exchange with me deciding not to work or drink and just go stay at brittanys the night.
SEE AM STILL BEING GOOD!
we got to town, saw everyone off, caught the bus, got to her stop, saw the local fat kid, yelled abuse at him. a passerby told me that ill scar him for life, and that its funny but cruel. but its okay cuz brittany says the local fat kid is a cunt.
when i yelled he turned around his bike and went off ahah. dumb bitch.
we got candy and shit from the dairy, and i totally forgot about my cream egg and icecream til we got back to hers and then i was real happy to find them in my bag ahhahahah.
pretty much fucked around on the net all night and went upstairs for a bit n watched tv and i talked to her friend on the phone for like 10 minutes about random shit hahaha. then i started to like fall asleep and got cushions thrown at me lol. so go down to her room and get on the net some more which makes me more awaker but still tired since last night has been my first sleep in a while lol.
today we bused to town, i left the backpackers. met C'S UP! there and she got in the car to get a ride to town. me and mum argued HARDOUT on the way there and were even hitting each other ahahaha. went to useless actionworks, then property managers. then back to hers to do my washing and get food and fuck around till 3.30 when we go back to move in.
so yeah. sorry for the epic size.
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