fooled you haha

me and mikes entertainment for the night. pretending to be fucked off our faces on some sort of drug. we didnt say what.

first we were abducted by aliens who took us to a gay bar on uranus then i was talking to a chick who looked like a tiger while mike was searching for dragons in the cave outside. i sat on top of a rock of candy floss that tasted like 3 while i heard a mighty roar from the cave.

we got home and robbie had 14 lying mouths with purple lips and eyeballs in each one. only one spoke the truth but you couldnt tell so you had to disregard everything he said. conor had a cat on top of his head that was slowly eating away at his brain and licking his eyeballs. brandon was a giant, jay was hiding in the bathroom which we barricaded with boulders and wood. he became a shadow and stuck on robbies face then came over to me then disappeared when i shook him off me.
robbie left slime all over me whenever he touched me and i was warding everyone off with mikes dragon-beating laser.

i started melting and my skin dropped all over the ground which mike picked up and moulded back on. mike was holding a fire which kept us warm, which burnt me a few times.

noone had any cigarette papers except for mike when he pulled them out of his pockets he started eating them and said they tasted like green. i took the remainder from his old pouch and ate those as well, then spat them at conor.

i dont think they were too happy at us eating the only papers in the house hahahah.

we were in a swamp at some point, my feet got wet and sticky. i was on the roof floating and robbie had a really stretchy arm that reached me from the floor.

hmmm that was most of the interesting things i think, it was fucking funny acting all that out and they actually believed it, we told them in the morning after robbie had rated us 10 on the scale of being fucked. hahahahhaahha.